Monday, July 07, 2008

because I haven't shared this here yet...

Please note that this post contains movie spoilers and if you have not seen Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by now, then seriously, it deserves to be spoiled.

Some of you might know that I am also at Livejournal (though I really don't post there much anymore...)

Anyway, the point of that statement is to bring up one of my favorite things about Livejournal, which would be Movies in 15 Minutes which, if you like movies and you like parodies, is the most glorious thing since, well, probably sliced bread. And I really like sliced bread.

She does all sorts of movies, and has a book that has some in it that I really want to read. I highly recommend checking her out. She might make your day.

Here's a snipet from my favorite one that I've ever read of hers, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. This is actually two snipets, both times when Harry is in the woods with Sirius, the original time and then the travelbackintime time:

Part 1:
Somewhere in the Hogwarts Woods

Harry must conjure a Patronus before the Dementors suck off Siriusdog’s face.

HARRY: EXPECTO PATRONUM!

PATRONUS: …

HARRY: EXPECTO PATRONUM!

PATRONUS: …

HARRY: EXPECTO PATRONUM!

PATRONUS: …

HARRY: *cries*

DEMENTORS: *dement*

PATRONUS: *finally gets off his ass and prances stagfully*

HARRY: Dad!

THE AUDIENCE: What? Where?

DEMENTORS: Run away! We are powerless against Bambi’s dad!

HARRY: *falls over*


Later in the story, Part 2 (the italics in this part are the original scene being witnessed by the part 2 Harry and Hermione)

Somewhere Else in the Hogwarts Woods

HARRY: EXPECTO PATRONUM!

PATRONUS: …


HARRY: All right, here comes my dad.

HERMIONE: Uh, Harry...?

HARRY: EXPECTO PATRONUM!

PATRONUS: …


HARRY: Any minute now...

HERMIONE: Uh... Harry?

HARRY: EXPECTO PATRONUM!

PATRONUS: …


HARRY: *cries*

HERMIONE: Uh, Harry? I'm pretty sure you and Sirius are about to die here.

HARRY: Oh, goddammit--EXPECTO PATRONUM!

PATRONUS: *prances stagfully*

HARRY: Dad!

DEMENTORS: Run away! We are powerless against Bambi’s dad!


HARRY: OH MY GOD I'M MY OWN FATHER.

HERMIONE: I think I saw a porno like that once.

© 2004 Cleolinda Jones. All rights reserved. cleolinda.livejournal.com

2 comments:

knitandpearl said...

oh man! I could get way into that!! LOL - I shouldn't... too many things to look at on the internet as it is!!

J-Mi said...

you have to at least go check her out, she's so funny. she makes for some great light reading of your favorite whatever :)

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